Phonebook entries of a senior citizen

On a recent visit with my boyfriend to his grandmother's condo in New Jersey, we spent a few minutes together flipping through her phone book. The findings were terrific.

Of course, you had your expected entries: children, grandchildren, cousins, friends, the synagogue, Medicare. But the true gems were the following:

Chicken of the Sea Tuna: (800) 456-1511

Golden Blintz: (732) 364-4100

KMart: 731-8210

Manischewitz Co.: (201) 333-3700

I miss my halmunee.